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Muhammed Ali & Manny Pacquiao’s Records now MATCH!

One of my favorite fighters. (the gym in my basement is littered with pictures of this guy for inspiration when I work out) Muhammed Ali aka The Greatest retired with a record of 56-5-1.. Yesterday Manny Pacquiao, another hero of mine took his record to 56-5-2 THEY ARE THE SAME!! They both fought the best in their day, won most but lost some. People say Floyd Mayweather doesn’t need Pacquiao, yeah keep telling yourself that Floyd Mayweather……

 

Tonight. We Seek Revenge. #TeamPacquiao

The last fight we won. But because of two crooked judges we were robbed. I have lost all faith in boxing judges.. just look at most of the fights over the last 5 years.. its getting worse. We have to win by a knock out … or we may be robbed again. TONIGHT!!! PPV Pacquiao vs Bradley II #TeamPacquiao #Revenge   When the Broncos were beaten so badly they’re the butt of every sports joke…

 

I don’t always win…

I don’t always win. You guys have stuck with me when I was a bar room comic. So I’m going to stick with you when I’m a household name (yes, that is coming).. So lets celebrate the wins and the loses. ( After all a loss against Mike Tyson in his Prime is expected.. at least I got in there and tried ) The Producers of “Breaking Bad” passed on me. But, I got to…

 

That moment.

That moment I arrive on stage. Just before my first words are spoken. Just before I explode like gang busters. Just before I set the foundation for my entire set.. I inhale slowly. My brain races. I exhale. Confidence. I know my material. Ive rehearsed my thoughts 1,000 times today before I got here. Calm like a Bomb. I look down. Just before I make eye contact with every person close enough to the stage…

 

Paying It Forward in Comedy….

Last night at my show at Flappers Comedy-Club. A new comic was outside of the showroom looking for stage time. A shy guy. I realized that the guest spot he was hoping for was taken by me… giving my good friend Marty Laquidara the spot… bumped the new guy, Nathaniel, I believe his name is. So, I asked the booker if I could give this guy 5 minutes of my set. He agreed. I got a message today…

 

From Worm to Dragon

Today is a big day. I now have 3 major motion picture auditions (all for today) . The characters are all different which is a challenge and you know I love those. Timing will be key in making all of my auditions today. Now If I could just remember my lines… Funny how this time last year I was struggling to get into comedy clubs who wouldn’t reply to my email.. Yesterday, one of those…

 

My Late Show set

I just want to give thanks to my team of professionals. Innovative Artists for taking me under their wing and putting me on the Tv Box & New Wave Entertainment for believing in me. Because of them I can relax and just be an artist. I use to book myself at clubs that didn’t want me. Now my team books me at clubs that think they cannot get me. BOOM. Working on my late show…

 

Women. Am i right?

Saw this. Now I’m posting it here.. for you. WTF?                   And in an unrelated story.. this:

 

Amazing Story.. The Little Girl Who Cooked.

My woman ( Stephanie Flanagan ) found an old book from the 1800′s in a used bookstore. She liked the look so she bought it. (she, for some reason, likes to color coordinate our book shelfs with odd and cool looking books… but I don’t think she actually reads them) As she is going through the book she finds some old hand written recipes. (her other hobby) Last night she cooked me one of the dishes, “Cod…

 

EPIC Tradesman from Craigslist. (the story unfolds)

In my attempt to get Rosetta Stone (Spanish) for my woman so she can care for my Mexican people too.. I encountered a Tradesman on Craigslist.. He claims to be willing to trade the Rosetta Stone for my IPhone 4s… Tradesman: What kind of iPhone? Me: This iPhone is a special one. Rescued from the claws of a mythical flying leptor ( A Leopard and a Raptor with the ability to fly) it was engraved…