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If you cover your ears you can’t hear the haters, Mr. Trump.

Donald Trump might be a bit confused. This morning in a tweet @RealDonaldTrump tweeted this:         Causing most to wonder, Is Donald Trump geographically retarded? I personally think he was just running out of room for words and substituted his punctuation to make up lack of space.. But thats because I have the same problem when it comes to tweets. I’m long winded i.e. talk a lot and type a lot too.…

 

100 Years & Counting…

Interesting facts from 100 years ago. Boy, how time flies, eh? The average life expectancy for men was 47 years. Fuel for cars was only sold in drug stores. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 MPH. (and i bet some woman did 6 and some man was livid) The average US wage was 22…

 

Making A Murderer

I was wondering why Netflix hit show,  Making A Murderer hit so close to home with me. Then I thought about it. This series shows the injustices that poor people are faced with. It also shows that we are all human, we like certain people and dislike others. When my oldest brother ran from police once, he wound up in the hospital with several lacerations on his head and bruises on his back and arms. He…

 

The Applicator.

I dont really laugh at jokes anymore because I am a comedian and I write jokes daily. Soooo, instead of laughing I break the joke down and see why it was funny. That being said, what makes me laugh? Weirding people out. So, in classic me-weirding-people-out-fashion. I go into various stores and put in crazy applications. For no other reason than to give the employees a laugh. Here are a few of my recent applications…

 

Shooting at The Comedy Store- 1 dead.

Suspect Pictured Here: Anyone with information was asked to call the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department at 323-890-5500.   Homicide detectives Wednesday investigated the circumstances surrounding the shooting death of an adult man in West Hollywood. Just before 1 a.m., deputies were sent to the 8400 block of Sunset Boulevard for report of a shooting, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Upon their arrival, authorities located an adult man believed to be in…

 

Selling a P.O.S. on Craigslist for FAR TOO MUCH.

Encountered this craigslist ad for a 1982 Datsun that is amazingly enough, “running”. The guy (I’m assuming only a man would be crazy enough to ask this much for a p.o.s. as we men tend to treat our vehicles like family and not vehicles) is asking 1100$ US for the turd on wheels, so I thought id counter offer for 84.00$ US. This is my first email to him. Hopefully he responds. But until then,…

 

Meeting Heroes

Meeting your hero’s is something I recommend to everyone. If you haven’t done it, do it. =) I, like you, have many heroes, one of whom is a fighter, Ray Mancini. Not just any fighter or hero, a world champion fighter and legendary hero. A man who has overcame things that would make most of us mere mortals crumble like dust in the wind. But you see, Mr Mancini was cut from another cloth. There…

 

Good Morning Burbank!

Just out for an appropriately dressed run…  

 

Guy Base Jumps With Parachute hooked into his skin…. Warning. GROSS!

If base-jumping off cliffs is too tame for you, you could always bolt the parachute directly into the flesh of your back like this lunatic. Or your penis.. but no one would watch that except feminists. Josh Miramant is a just the kind of perfect asshole and moron mixture to try something like this. His idea? How about having four 8mm canopy hooks pierced through the skin of his back, hooking his parachute to them,…

 

Chanel West Coast Kicks Security Guard for “street cred’ ” to release new rap album!

Last night in LA at Oak 1- Chanel West Coast, in an attempt to gain some “street-cred” before her Rap Album release, did something that all rappers do before their album drops. She kicked a security guard and cried while they hand cuffed her. On Lookers were shocked! One onlooker even asked, “I don’t believe she is a real rapper.. just look at her crying over there.” Another disappointedly said, “50 cent never cried.. and…