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No Rando’s before Batman V Superman.

Here is what not to do before you see ‪#‎BatmanVSuperman‬ don’t read random bloggers personal opinions. I went in after reading a couple of bad reviews and started agreeing with some rando.. “Yeah that scene was a bit rushed” etc etc. but when I just quit listening to the nonsense I read, and started enjoying the movie as a man watching a freaking Bad A** Superhero Movie!!! …It was 100% fantastic. Wonder Woman. Honestly I didn’t care…

 

Anniversary of my birth.

Today i begin my 34th year on this earth. I dont celebrate birthdays but I do take the time to appreciate one of my heroes- my mom! Through extreme poverty and odds being stacked against us, we made it out alive. Not just alive, but well. A funny thing about my mom… And a look at how we all love people differently. The last time I saw her she was concerned that something was wrong…

 

Midget Wrestling. (1st Night in Manilla)

Last night we enter the Ringside Midget Boxing here in Manilla, Philippines. “Lets just go for a pint,” Matt suggests. Unanimously, everyone agrees. We cant help it, were so curios. Upon arrival, I meet some of the fighters. Im chatting with them about their records and such. They dont seem to understand English. Outside of the boxers I’m suddenly surrounded by women. Tons. Of. Women. The best part of the Philippines so far is that…

 

If you cover your ears you can’t hear the haters, Mr. Trump.

Donald Trump might be a bit confused. This morning in a tweet @RealDonaldTrump tweeted this:         Causing most to wonder, Is Donald Trump geographically retarded? I personally think he was just running out of room for words and substituted his punctuation to make up lack of space.. But thats because I have the same problem when it comes to tweets. I’m long winded i.e. talk a lot and type a lot too.…

 

100 Years & Counting…

Interesting facts from 100 years ago. Boy, how time flies, eh? The average life expectancy for men was 47 years. Fuel for cars was only sold in drug stores. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 MPH. (and i bet some woman did 6 and some man was livid) The average US wage was 22…

 

Making A Murderer

I was wondering why Netflix hit show,  Making A Murderer hit so close to home with me. Then I thought about it. This series shows the injustices that poor people are faced with. It also shows that we are all human, we like certain people and dislike others. When my oldest brother ran from police once, he wound up in the hospital with several lacerations on his head and bruises on his back and arms. He…

 

The Applicator.

I dont really laugh at jokes anymore because I am a comedian and I write jokes daily. Soooo, instead of laughing I break the joke down and see why it was funny. That being said, what makes me laugh? Weirding people out. So, in classic me-weirding-people-out-fashion. I go into various stores and put in crazy applications. For no other reason than to give the employees a laugh. Here are a few of my recent applications…

 

Shooting at The Comedy Store- 1 dead.

Suspect Pictured Here: Anyone with information was asked to call the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department at 323-890-5500.   Homicide detectives Wednesday investigated the circumstances surrounding the shooting death of an adult man in West Hollywood. Just before 1 a.m., deputies were sent to the 8400 block of Sunset Boulevard for report of a shooting, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Upon their arrival, authorities located an adult man believed to be in…

 

Selling a P.O.S. on Craigslist for FAR TOO MUCH.

Encountered this craigslist ad for a 1982 Datsun that is amazingly enough, “running”. The guy (I’m assuming only a man would be crazy enough to ask this much for a p.o.s. as we men tend to treat our vehicles like family and not vehicles) is asking 1100$ US for the turd on wheels, so I thought id counter offer for 84.00$ US. This is my first email to him. Hopefully he responds. But until then,…

 

Meeting Heroes

Meeting your hero’s is something I recommend to everyone. If you haven’t done it, do it. =) I, like you, have many heroes, one of whom is a fighter, Ray Mancini. Not just any fighter or hero, a world champion fighter and legendary hero. A man who has overcame things that would make most of us mere mortals crumble like dust in the wind. But you see, Mr Mancini was cut from another cloth. There…